Today’s prompt was to write a clerihew. So I did.
It’s been quite the year for Ed Sheeran –
Storming the charts! A number two and a number one!
Lucky for him that it happened so quick
Before the pop buying public discovered
his songs are all shit
*I know choosing the subject I have for this might not make me most popular. But fuck popular. Someone’s just GOT to say it…. while the whole world was watching to see what The Right Honorable Fucktard Donald Trump was just going to do first, somehow we let this tosser slather the media with a healthy dose of female objectification and some sweet, well wrought lyrics about Doritos and Sweet & Sour.